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The Big Idea: Alethea Kontis « Whatever.

In honor of the above I present the following.

A Disquieting Alphabet Book

A is for Apothecary, mixing salves and tinctures

B is for Basilisk, don’t stare in his eyes is the common stricture

C is for Catamite, a toothless fellow and simpering

D is for dofus, always and ever whimpering

E is for Ettin, a giant of habits foul

F is for Feces, a product of the bowels.

G is for Gremlin, what haunts folks unwary

H is for Harbinger, which many find most scary

I is for Imp, a most pestiferous fellow

J is for the Jenny Lind, which can scare a hero yellow

K is for Kellogg, the author of this piece

L is for the Ladies, who wish this soul would cease

M is for the Masses, asleep upon their seats

N is for Nutella, an Australian’s favorite treat

O is for the sneaky Orc, that most upsetting creature

P is for the Pomegranate, which has no redeeming features

Q is for the Quirt, which stings those it lands upon

R is for the Rakshasa, which fools those who gaze upon

S is for the Secret Lair, a place unseen by any

T is for the Tigershark, a beast that has scared many

U is for the Uvula, which everyone does have

V is for the Vulva, which only ladies can have

W is for Wanderjahr, which the reader is looking forward to

X is for Xanadu, which is the place that he is going to

Y is for the Yeti, a supposedly mythical beast

Z is for Zygote, which is hardly the end at least